Who’s more obsessed?Finch has the receipts.
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38,634 messages
Place your bet: which of you two is more obsessed?
Free trailer · about 3 minutes
The file is never uploaded. Your film opens only with your link. How Finch handles your chat
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A field study of Maya & Dev
A fictional couple, filmed by the real app from 38,634 messages. Tap through it like it's yours.
What the Director's Cut adds
| What's in it | Trailer | Director's Cut |
|---|---|---|
| Your species and your first message | ||
| Bets revealed, and the scoreboard | 2 | All 5 |
| Both field cards: superpower, fatal flaw, stats | ||
| Medals made only for two | 8 | |
| The pair card: habitat, diet, conservation status | ||
| The morning ritual, the Love Ledger, the first "I love you" | ||
| The longest night, your eras, your private dictionary | ||
| Receipts from your chat | 4 | Up to 15 |
| Finch's verdict, appeals for both of you, his prophecy | ||
| End credits and your Field Certificate | ||
| Finch's voice | Opening | Every slide, with your names |
| Kept for | 30 days | A year |
Who texts first, who replies faster, who said “I love you” first
Not a love score: receipts from your own chat. Here's what Finch found on Maya & Dev.
Who texts first
Dev opens 399 mornings. Maya opens 167.
Texting first is a habit, not a ranking. Finch counts it anyway.
Who replies faster
Maya replies in 1 min. Dev in 11.
Median, not the one time someone was in the shower.
Who said “I love you” first
The earliest one on record, with its date.
In the Director's Cut. Finch won't say who until then.
The longest night
408 messages before anyone slept.
Start and end time included, for the court record.
The “did you eat?” ledger
335. Maya has not asked once.
Care, measured in food.
Your private dictionary
The words only you two use, defined.
Pet names stay yours: Finch writes them as you do.
Which pair are you two?
Ten species for couples, and four more only best friends and siblings get. Tap a card to see how Finch tells.
Find out which you are
A gift made from your own messages
Wrap it, pick the night it opens, and watch their face when Professor Finch's ADMIT TWO ticket arrives. No shipping, so it works on the night.
Wrap it
Three wrappings and a wax seal with your initials.
Pick the night
Your anniversary, found from your first message, or any date.
The invitation
ADMIT TWO, and a note from you Finch can read aloud.
The curtain
A countdown, then it opens for both of you at once.
Shake the envelope
Do not shake the envelope.
It waits on screen through the countdown. Shake it: Finch objects, then lets slip a hint from your own chat. Try Maya and Dev's.
Gift edition $12.99, once.
They bring their own chat. Finch does the rest.
How it works
Export your chat with your person
- iPhone:
- Tap their name, Export Chat, Without Media.
- Android:
- Tap ⋮, More, Export chat, Without media.
You both bet
Five bets each, from who texts first to who's more obsessed. Pass the phone, or send the link and your person bets on their own.
Watch it together
The free trailer settles the first two bets. The Director's Cut settles the rest, then Finch rules on who's more obsessed.
Export turned off? One of you has Advanced chat privacy on. Switch it off for a minute, export, then switch it back.
Make oursOne price, once, for both of you
No subscription. Nothing renews.
- Admit two
Free trailer
$0
Kept 30 days
- 7 slides with both of your numbers
- The first two bets settled
- Finch voices the opening
- Admit twoFor both
Director's Cut for two
$9.99
Once, for both of you. Kept for a year.
- Every receipt, the first “I love you” and the longest night
- All five bets, the verdict and your appeal
- Finch narrates every slide
Questions
Do you keep our chat?
The file is never uploaded: your phone reads it. Your film opens only with your link.
How Finch handles your chatIs it a subscription?
No. One price, once. The trailer is free, the Director's Cut is $9.99 for both of you and kept for a year. No weekly plan, nothing renews.
Do we both need to export?
No. One of you exports the chat and sends the link. Your person bets on their own phone, then watches.
What if we're best friends or siblings?
Finch films you too, with your own species and no romance. Shows for couples are for people 18 and over.
Settle it.
Free trailer, about 3 minutes. Then decide who's buying the Director's Cut.
The file is never uploaded. Your film opens only with your link. How Finch handles your chat