Your group chat.Observedin the wild.
Upload your chat. Professor Finch studies it, hands out awards, and reveals what kind of animal everyone really is.
Your chat never leaves your phone. Only the jokes do.
Most groups contain at least one Ghost. Statistically, it's you.
Move the binoculars through the leaves.Drag across the leaves to look closer.
- 'omw', sent from bed
- voice note, 4 min 12 s
- 'quick question', 640 messages ago
- seen by 7, answered by 0
- 'k'
- deleted at 02:14
- 'who ate my yoghurt'
- 'we should do this more often', 2021
The field guide.
Every member gets one species, decided by the numbers, not by vibes.
The Ghost
Chameleon
Seenus noreplyus
2% of messages
Detected by: the smallest share of messages for the longest time in the group
Has seen everything. Has said nothing. Remains, somehow, in every photo.
Watch an episode.
The Flatmates. Five people, one fridge. Tap through it the way your group will.
A fictional group, narrated for real.
Stop 1 · Park entrance
Before we continue: who is the Ghost?
Three flatmates. One of them has read every message and answered none.
Your chat. Never leaves this jar.
Read on your phone
The chat is opened and counted inside your browser. The file is never uploaded.
Names become codes
The narrator sees anonymous stats and a few short quotes. Names turn into M1, M2. Numbers, emails and links are removed.
Sealed links
The finished show is encrypted on your phone. The key lives in the link, so even we can't open it. Links expire after 30 days, or delete yours any time.
Your turn.
Export your group chat from WhatsApp and hand it through the window.
- 1Open the group in WhatsApp and tap its name at the top.
- 2Scroll down, tap Export Chat, then Without Media.
- 3Save to Files, then choose it here.
or drop it here
.txt or .zip from WhatsApp
Your chat never leaves your phone. Only the jokes do.
Questions from the field
Is my chat uploaded anywhere?
No. Your browser reads and counts it. The narrator only receives anonymous stats and up to 60 short quotes with names swapped for codes and numbers, emails and links removed.
Who can see our show?
Only people with the link. The show is encrypted on your phone and the key is part of the link, which never reaches our server. It expires after 30 days, and you can delete it instantly.
Does it work in Arabic, Hinglish, Spanish…?
Yes. Any language and any mix of them, slang and emoji included. Finch narrates in your group's main language and quotes stay exactly as you wrote them.
How harsh is it?
Cheeky by default: teasing, a little spicy. Pick the Night tour if everyone can take more. Finch roasts behaviour, never who people are, and some topics are always off limits.
Is it free?
Yes. The full show, every card, the guessing game and appeals are free. The Director's Cut, with 25 exhibits and a deep dive on everyone, is $4.99 once for the whole group.
Which apps work?
WhatsApp, on iPhone and Android. Telegram and Discord are on the list.